Tom and Ray Take on Cars and Dating
As part of our ongoing effort to help you understand what statement your date is trying to make with his or her car, we asked Tom and Ray of Car Talk to give their take on these cars. Here’s what they said.
Date Cars Driven by Men
1994 Toyota Celica: “I was a swinger 10 years ago, but I’ve fallen on hard times.”
Jeep Wrangler: “I’m not ready to settle down, and did I tell you about my incipient drinking problem?”
Mazda Miata: “I read Architectural Digest.”
1985 Ford Mustang 5.0/Chevrolet Camaro IROC: “I’m stuck in high school and suffer from arrested development. My favorite band is Foreigner.” Check for sideburns. Warning: He may have inherited this car from his brother, who’s now serving a prison term.
Cadillac Escalade: “I’m a jerk. I scream at my help.”
Hummer H2: “You mean there are people in the world other than me?” Self-centered poser.
Dodge Grand Caravan: “Have I told you about my other family?” Somewhere, this guy has at least three or four kids you haven't seen.
Toyota Corolla: “I’m practical and not very concerned about my appearance.” Don’t expect much romance.
Toyota Prius: “I believe in conserving natural resources, so I only shower once a week. Also, I have hair growing in unusual places.”
Date Cars Driven by Women
Mini Cooper: “I just broke up with my longtime boyfriend and I'm starting a new phase of life.” A good phase, though.
Volkswagen New Beetle: “I’m cute and fun, but I remember the original VW Bug, so I may be older than you think I am.” Look for indications of plastic surgery.
Ford Explorer: “I got this in the divorce settlement.” Might come with several big dogs.
Ford F-250: “I like horses.” Warning: Horses are expensive, and you compare poorly to a stallion.
Porsche Boxster S: “I am extremely high maintenance. You should see my jewelry budget.”
Volkswagen Jetta: “I came of age during the '90s.”
Honda CR-V: “I’m practical.” Upside: Willing to drive the dowdy car so you can drive something fun.
BMW 3 Series: “I’m a career woman.” High maintenance and works late; don’t expect to see her too often. She may cheat on you during a business trip.
Ford Taurus: “Daddy tells me what to buy.” Warning: If you marry her, daddy’s also going to be telling you what to buy.
Dodge Caravan cargo van: “I’m just emerging from bankruptcy.”
Related
CarTalk Dating Handbook
Your Date Drives a What?! Part I (KickingTires)
Your Date Drives a What?! Part II (KickingTires)
Your Date Drives a What?! Part III (KickingTires)
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Hey Tom & Ray,
Do you know if women prefer guys who drive cars or ones that drives SUV's? I'm ready to make a purchase but I'm on the fence on which to choose.
I personally love ACURAS